Autobiography Deaths

So in my computer class we have to write a 1500 word autobiography and pretend that we are 100 years old. Whilst I was typing up my paper my father walks in, and he asks me what I am writing about. Like the marvelous child I am I tell him in excruciating synthetic detail about it. All he has to say is, "Your an idiot," and then walks out of my room. Well, let's just say I made a few changes in my autobiography... "Bye, Bye, daddy."